It is a match made in Heaven, and it is something we should have all expected. It seems NATO and the band of rebels in Libya have called off their search for Gaddafi. Apparently, he was found announcing his intention to run for the Republican nomination in 2012. Here’s the report; CONCORD, NH – The mystery… Continue reading Breaking News: Is Muammar Gaddafi A Republican?
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More Tall Tales Coming From Michele Bachmann
Just another dumb statement to add to Michele Bachmann’s growing list of lies and misinformation. This time, Mrs. Bachmann, one of the eleven (and counting) contenders for the Republican nomination to take on Barack Obama in the 2012 Presidential election, is attempting to scare Americans by trying to change history… again! The Presidential hopeful went… Continue reading More Tall Tales Coming From Michele Bachmann
Clueless Bachmann Wishes Presley A Happy Birthday
Seems like a commendable thing to do, right? Wrong! “We played you a little bit of ‘Promised Land’ when we pulled up. You can’t do better than Elvis Presley, and we thought we would celebrate his birthday as we get started celebrating taking our country back to work!” That was Bachmann’s opening statement in Spartanburg, S.C… Continue reading Clueless Bachmann Wishes Presley A Happy Birthday
Bachmann Changes The Meaning Of Submissive
Michele Bachmann is in a pickle. Back in 2006, her husband Mr. Marcus Bachmann asked/told/commanded her to get a post-doctorate degree in tax law. Bachmann, recalling the incident, told her husband that she didn’t want to. “Tax law? I hate taxes,” Bachmann said to Marcus. “Why should I go into something like that? But the Lord… Continue reading Bachmann Changes The Meaning Of Submissive
Michele Bachmann Wins Ames Straw Poll
The Ames Straw poll is not really important as far as the big picture of running for President is concerened, but Conservatives put a lot of emphasis on the event. Republican presidential candidates spent millions trying to influence a majority of Iowans who attended the carnival-like event. This year, Tim Pawlenty effectively said that if… Continue reading Michele Bachmann Wins Ames Straw Poll
Bachmann Slams Pawlenty In Iowa Debate
Unlike the last two Republican love fests, last night’s debate actually felt like a real competition. The Republican contestants tried separating themselves from each other and questioned the decision making or lack thereof of their rivals. Ron Paul and Rick Santorum briefly engaged in their little match when foreign policies and America’s role in other nations were… Continue reading Bachmann Slams Pawlenty In Iowa Debate
Michele Bachmann – All Talk And No Action
Michele Bachmann told a crowd at a political rally in Iowa on Saturday, that she is not a talker, but a doer. This was apparently her response to Tim Pawlenty’s claim that she hasn’t done anything since being elected to congress. Here are the two sides: Michele Bachmann ‘I pledge to you, I’m not a… Continue reading Michele Bachmann – All Talk And No Action
Reporter Runs Into Bachmann’s Bodyguards… Somewhat!
Michele Bachmann thought the event was over. Apparently, that was the plan all along – after the main political event was over, approach the microphone, make your statement, then exit the stage to extremely loud music, loud enough to drown out any questions reporters might toss your way. The plan was in effect. Bachmann approached… Continue reading Reporter Runs Into Bachmann’s Bodyguards… Somewhat!
Michele Bachmann’s Migraines Leaves Her “Incapacitated.”
On Monday, The Daily Caller filed a report claiming that Michele Bachmann suffers from severe migraine headaches that have led to hospitalizations in the past, and leaving her “incapacitated.” The online publication did not list their source for the information, but apparently, there are some truths to the report, as Bachmann herself rushed to set the… Continue reading Michele Bachmann’s Migraines Leaves Her “Incapacitated.”
Mitt Romney’s Record – 47th In Job Creation As Governor
We’ve all heard Mitt Romney’s claim that while he was governor of Massachusetts, he was known as a ‘job creator’. Well, that’s Romney’s claim, but it’s simply not the facts. The DNC has put together a little video shedding some light on Romney’s boast. The fact is, that out of all 50 states, Romney’s economic policies came in… Continue reading Mitt Romney’s Record – 47th In Job Creation As Governor
Jon Stewart And Jerry Seinfeld – Is Marcus Bachmann Gay?
Okay, I’ll admit it. Sometimes, not all the time, but sometimes, you can watch someone’s behavior, their mannerism, the way they talk, walk and dress, and from these appearances, you can most of the time accurately determine the sexual orientation of that person. Most of the time… Have you ever seen Marcus Bachmann’s movements or listen to… Continue reading Jon Stewart And Jerry Seinfeld – Is Marcus Bachmann Gay?
Michele Bachmann’s Expertise Is Slavery… Apparently!
We all remember Bachmann’s recent signing of a pledge which claimed that children born under slavery were better off than those born after President Obama became President! Well, Steven Colbert picked up on another very interesting piece of info about her and Rick Santorum – the other Republican Presidential candidate who immediately signed the document.… Continue reading Michele Bachmann’s Expertise Is Slavery… Apparently!