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At Some Point We Have All Hated The Autocorrect

Autocorrect has its purpose. But sometimes this happens…

this…

or this…

or even this…

it gets worse…

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666 Stamp On His W-2 Caused Christian Worker To Quit His Job

Walter Slonopas, 52, resigned as a maintenance worker at Contech Casting LLC in Clarksville after his W-2 tax form was stamped with the number 666.

The Bible calls 666 the “number of the beast,” and it’s often used as a symbol of the devil. Slonopas said that after getting the W-2, he could either go to work or go to hell.

“If you accept that number, you sell your soul to the devil,” he said.

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Women and N’s Need No Voice!

Because they are already spoken for. There is no need for Ni**ers and Women to speak because they are not qualified to speak. They are not equipped with the right proportions of aggression, angry intellect or love of war to participate fully in our “Democracy”.

I mean, heaven forbid there be a display of  feminine energy to temper, check and balance the superior male mind. After all, the examples of the balance of masculine and feminine principles that is found in all things natural couldn’t possibly be a lesson to a mind that’s clearly superior even to the laws of nature itself, no way!

So we don’t need the participation or input of a woman, when we want your opinion…we’ll give it to you. What could they possibly bring to the table other than dinner? And you ni**ers, oh you ni**ers…we’ve tolerated you for over 400 years in our beloved country.

We’ve pulled you down from the tree’s in the jungles of Africa. We’ve taught you about Jesus, made you christians, what more could you possibly want negroes?

We’ve given you plenty. If it were not for our loving Christian hearts you would have never known the glory of civilized folk!

We’ve provided an entire industrial complex of modern prisons that your children are steered towards.

We have given you welfare, we have clothed you, we have protected your foolish and backwards minds from the rabblerousers that attempted to rise up from among you to influence you, to pursue independence from the salvation we’ve provided.

We’ve educated you so that you don’t need to identify with the other Ni**er savages in Africa, we have our own plans to carry out for the “Dark Continent”… never you mind your little black head about that jungle land, our brilliant ‘Africom’ program will see to it that Africa is taken care of. So you see? All is well… all is well…

……………

Ladies and Gentleman,

The prevailing mindset that sets forth agendas in this great land, if it we’re honest, would probably sound something like that above. But let not your heart be troubled, “The arc of the Universe is long, but it bends towards justice.”

Balance is a principle found in nature and can’t be avoided for too long. The voice of the war mongering fascists, imperialistic racists, materialists and power addicts is dying a natural death.

So on your way to hell, take this lesson from the Son of Man with you…when you cut off the participation of a Woman, you cut off the part of nature that gives you balance. After a certain point in time the feminine manifestation of nature that is woman shows her power by producing a generation that will reject and remove your unevolved state of mind and send you back to the earth to start over because you are unfit for the coming time of spiritual awakening. The new inspiration for the new world will be breathed into the dust of the earth, the people and Nations that have been reduced to nothing.

As it was in the beginning … so shall it be now, here in the end. The womb that is destined to produce that generation is the womb of the voiceless.

(((FOR HE/SHE WHO HAS AN EAR… LET HER/HIM HEAR)))

Son of Man

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Politics

Fox’s Dick Morris Admits – “I Was Wrong, And I Was Wrong At The Top Of My Lungs”

In 2012, Dick Morris went on the Fox News Network on numerous occasions and predicted a “landslide” win for Mitt Romney in the November presidential election. He even penned an op ed on The Hill attributing this landslide to his determination that President Obama had “no message, no agenda and not even much of an explanation for what he has done over the past four years.” He continued that Obama’s campaign was “based entirely on persuading people that Mitt Romney is a uniquely bad man, entirely dedicated to the rich, ignorant of the problems of the average person.”

This, Morris concluded will be Obama’s downfall and Romney was expected to stroll into the Oval Office. Of course, Morris was wrong about that and he ended up losing his job at Fox News.

Appearing on CNN’s Piers Morgan Show, Morris admitted he “was wrong.” He explained;

“I had a wonderful talk with Roger Ailes — who I really respect — a week ago,” he said. “And he said in this business, you’re up, you’re down. Nothing is final or fatal.”

“Why are you down now?” Morgan asked. “I was wrong, and I was wrong at the top of my lungs,” Morris said.

“Fox has given me the opportunity of a lifetime,” he added. “Fifteen years, 3,000 interviews. And at some point a great marriage has to come to an end.”

“Is there any rational explanation for why you got it so wrong?” Morgan asked him.

“I absolutely believed it, and so did a lot of people,” Morris said. “Rasmussen and Gallup both predicted a Romney victory.

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He’s Using Social Media To Find His Mom And Dad

Do you know this man? Do you know his birth parents? If not, then share this message. He’s going through great lengths to find them. This is the least we can do.

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Thursday, February 7, 2013

Trayvon Martin would have celebrated his 18th birthday this past Tuesday. And thanks to Seminole County Circuit Court Judge Debra Nelson, justice prevailed that day in the case of the man who killed him. The judge denied George Zimmerman‘s bid for a delay of  his June 10th trial for the murder of the unarmed, black teenager, whom he shot and killed a year ago this month. Judge Nelson explained that she had allotted Zimmerman and his lawyers ample time before his hearing Tuesday, to bring any issues about the trial to her attention but that they made no use of that time.

Trayvon’s family and attorneys held a memorial service on the courthouse lawn before the hearing got under way.

How is it in the Year of Our Lord 2013 A.D. people still don’t get that its not necessary to scream into your cellphones in order for the person on the other end of the phone to hear you? Is it the absence of the extended mouthpiece that was available on your land-line (is available, I’ve still got one!) that gives you the illusion you’re talking to someone far away hence the yelling? Is it possible you’ve just gone deaf from having the infamous microwave technology radiating through your fried ear drum and beyond? Or do you think your loud incessant jabbering should take precedence over my personal space and stillness during our morning commute together? Calling on the Lord to smite you will only bring bad karma on me so I bite my tongue when I hear one of you entering the vehicle, but if you only knew what I was thinking…y’all know who you are.

A 75 y.o. man shot and killed a Dallas couple with five kids, in retaliation for them sweeping  feces from the couple’s dog onto the front entrance of his apartment. Chung Won Kim testified that he shot 31 y.o. Michelle Jackson as she stepped onto her patio Monday at around 8am at the Sable Ridge Apartments in Dallas, Texas. Kim then went into the apartment and shot her fiancee  Jamie Stafford also 31 y.o. In what dimension does a feud escalate to the point where two young people are killed, five children are left orphaned and an old man is incarcerated for a double-homicide because of dog-doo-doo? Well, you know.

I ♥ Audrey Peterman. When she gleefully took her husband up on a suggestion to take a couple of months off and drive around the country to see America, she had no idea it would lead to her life’s mission.  She was equally surprised when she saw on her journey less than a handful of America’s multi-ethnic and multi-racial citizens among the visitors and employees in the national parks. She and her husband Frank Peterman made a vow then to expose the natural wonders of our national parks and recreation areas to all Americans who, Audrey says, are the owners and stakeholders of our planet’s natural resources. Frank became the Southeastern Regional Director of the The Wilderness Society and he and Audrey continue to pursue their dream of a world in which people love and respect nature and are invested in its care. A few years ago I visited the Grand Canyon and the majestic mountain parks in Arizona and let me tell you, the connection you forge with nature out there is real and formidable. The grandness of the earth becomes a part of you that you keep and take back home. Corny I know, but go and see for yourself, pilgrim.

What was on Kim Kardashian’s mind as she tweeted a picture of a jewel-encrusted hand gun on Saturday? As usual, not a damn thing.  The pregnant reality star, forgetting she encouraged her Twitter followers to sign a pledge to help combat gun violence following the Sandy Hook shooting in December just a few weeks ago, quickly deleted the image after discovering her faux pas. Or more than likely someone pointed out the hypocrisy to the busy starlet. Oh– and good luck with the “happily-ever-after” Kanye. Thank goodness you didn’t wind up with no golddigga…

The chief executive of Twitter revealed that he wants the microblogging site to be as big as Facebook – with one billion users. Dick Costolo reignited the row with his company’s most bitter rival by taking aim at the milestone Facebook only reached in October after nine years of operation.

“We’re the size that 99.9 per cent of the other companies would like to be, but we believe Twitter is valuable to everybody on the planet.” says Costolo.

Twitter has 500 million users and has been running for seven years. Mr.  Costolo, 49, said: ‘I don’t think about our goals in terms of other companies (uh-huh). Where we want to get to is human scale, global scale. That’s a billion users, not where we are today.” Oooh! So that’s what the rich think about constantly, getting mo’ rich. Making a mental note.

So–what do self-absorbed teenagers and cockroaches have in common? Both are constantly grooming themselves to get close to the opposite sex.

  • Cockroaches’ antennae cleaning helps them detect potential mates
  • Leaving them dirty blinds the insects to their surroundings
  • When they were stopped from grooming a shiny substance collected

Yep, just like a teenager. The personal hygiene procedure is vital in keeping their sensory organs in tip-top shape, say scientists, allowing them to identify members of the opposite sex.

Pest-control possibilities stem from this research since the subjects are constantly grooming and ingesting any foreign or native matter that falls onto their bodies.

I’m talking about the roaches now. I love kids…really!

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Mexico News

Nine Year Old Gives Birth To Baby In Mexico

A nine-year-old girl who gave birth to a baby in Mexico didn’t realize she was pregnant until seven months into the pregnancy, it was revealed today.

The baby girl was born on January 27 in Zoquipan Hospital, in Zapopan, Mexico’s western Jalisco state. It weighed 5.95lbs.

The mother of the girl, identified only as Dafne told local officials: ‘The girl was just over eight when she got pregnant. The father is a boy who is 17, but we have not found him, since he ran away.’

It was also revealed today that the mother of the young girl – who can’t read or write – didn’t even think that her daughter could be a victim of sexual abuse at the hands of her 17-year-old boyfriend until they turned up at the hospital.

h/t Daily Mail

 

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Politics

Valentine’s Day,When Big Girls Come Out To Play

Valentine’s date. Got to meet him @ 8…
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God Tid Bits

Message From The Universe

The reason why you think

we are all random and insignificant

is because you haven’t as of yet remembered

just how big

you truly are!

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Politics

Democrats Now Against Obama, Republicans Now Defending Him

It’s amazing. Like someone took Washington and flipped it on its head.

Over the last few weeks, Democrats and the Democratic media have ramped up their criticism of the Obama administration concerning drone attacks. On any given night, MSNBC has gone out of their way to show everyone that they are different to Fox News, They want us to know that they will talk bad about the president if he does something they disagree with.

We all know it now guys!

Rachel Maddow and Ed Shultz for example have devoted much of their recent television shows to attacking the president’s decision to use drones. But it’s not just the use of drones they’re upset with, the group at MSNBC is apparently against the successful fight this administration has pursued against terror. On her Wednesday show, Maddow couldn’t contain herself over the upcoming congressional hearing for a member of the Obama administration and she prayed that questions would be asked about these drone attacks.

The issue MSNBC has with Obama is the new revelation that someone in the administration has the ability to call a strike against a terrorist. Not just any terrorist, MSNBC and other Democrats are up in arms over the fact that Americans can also be considered a terrorist, and ordered killed.

Anwar Al-Awlaki

They talk about Anwar Al-Awlaki, the American born terrorists who turned his back on the land of his birth, went to Yemen and engaged in multiple terrorists training and attacks, some leading to the deaths of others right here in America. Anwar was also linked to the shooting at Fort Hood. He was also linked to al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula’s attempted bombing of a U.S. passenger jet over Detroit on Christmas day, 2009.

Anway Al Awlaki was a terrorist. He facilitated and trained killers. Not just any killers, but those who will kill themselves to get their target with the crazy understanding that the more people they kill, the bigger their mansion will be in Heaven. Al Awlaki was one of their leader and he was born in America.

Does that mean he was any different than Osama Bin Laden? No, Osama did the very same thing Awlaki did. He facilitated and trained killers and some of those killers killed themselves to make sure that Americans died. When Osama was finally captured Americans were overjoyed. They gathered outside the White House and celebrated. We were happy, we were relieved. We felt a sense of justice that the man who organized such  horrible events on American soil was finally found and taken care of.

But Anwar? Oh no… He is apparently different. All he did was organized a killer to kill Americans at Fort Hood, but that’s okay because Anwar was born in the USA.

Well excuse me if I disagree with MSNBC and Rachel Maddow and Ed Shultz and all the Democrats in Congress who are trying to read these sworn American terrorists their Miranda rights. These American terrorists who have left the American shores and engage in activities to kill Americans.

Excuse me if I agree with the Administration that anyone who gives up their birth-rite to join terrorist groups overseas, should be considered a terrorist before anything else and should be treated accordingly.

Amazingly, I’m not the only one who feels this way. On this matter, Republicans are the ones standing by the administration. They are the ones defending the administration against the onslaught of the Democrats and the left. And amazingly, I agree with these Republicans.

Mike Rogers, a Republican representing Michigan, went on a MSNBC’s show today and tried to calm the nerves of the left and the Democrats, telling them that what the administration is doing is legal. Rogers, a member of the House Intelligence Committee Chair had this to say;

Our policy is we will go after al Qaeda wherever they are before they can strike the United States. I think this is a part of that. And I think the legal basis conclusion of which they came to is a solid one.

And Lindsey Graham had this to say;

I think the President’s on solid legal ground. I think he’s doing the right thing.I applaud his administration. When Jay Carney said it was legal, ethical and wise, he was right in my opinion.

Why can’t Democrats understand this simple fact? These people are called terrorists for a reason. They are not trying to negotiate with us. They don’t care about rights and whatever rights they may have had, were stripped away when they called us the enemy and engage in a war against us. There is a war on terror going on here. Wake up Democrats!

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“New Ro Stand Up!”: Ray Rice Is Coming Home

Well the Ravens are Super Bowl champions (told ya so), and there’s not too many more happy about it than Raven’s running back Ray Rice. The New Rochelle, New York native said that when you win it all, you really reflect on your journey and where you came from. That must be true because in the hours after he was able to hoist up the Lombardi trophy he was tweeting up a storm. Siting his school and his friends and family. He even tweeted to his home town; “New Ro stand up.”

But then he made it clear that he hasn’t forgotten the small city just north of the Bronx.


He tweeted “New Ro I’m coming back Friday it’s on we taking over spectators on north ave.”
So there you have it. If you want to party with the Super Bowl champ, be at Spectators Sports Bar on North Avenue Friday night. You might have to brave some bad weather but it will likely be an unforgettable night.

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