In her recent appearance with Stephen Colbert on The Late Show, former Presidential nominee, Hillary Clinton spoke about the state of our union under the so-called “leadership” of Donald Trump, and admitted that she never had to steal documents from President Obama’s desk.
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Donald Trump made gave an address to Congress on Tuesday, with a softer tone and a vision some conservatives would definitely disagree with. But even the softer tone was not enough for Stephen Colbert to cast a positive light on Trump.
“Now, technically, this was not a ‘State of the Union,’” Colbert said during a live taping of his show. “Because I think in this timeline, the Confederacy won.”
Citing Trump’s vow to cut government waste and eliminate “non-essential federal workers,” Colbert questioned whether that meant adviser Kellyanne Conway would soon be out of a job.
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Donald Trump will have the ability to send unblockable texts to every mobile number in the United States after his inauguration in January. Something that scares the sh*t out of Americans concerned about their personal space, their privacy and they unwanted invasion of it. The fact that citizens cannot block unwelcomed texts from anyone, including the next president is, to say the least, a violation of our Fourth Amendment Constitutional right to privacy.
Stephen Colbert understands this fear.
“You can unfollow Trump, delete Twitter, go into the world, live your life, but the bad news is, starting Jan. 20, Donald Trump can send unblockable mass text messages to the entire nation,” Colbert said.
“The only person I would trust less with that technology is Anthony Weiner. Yes, feel free to block alerts about floods and missing persons, but if Trump wants you to know how he feels about the cast of ‘Hamilton,’ you will listen.”
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Jon Stewart is Back… well…sorta! The recently retired host of Comedy Central’s Daily Show, made an appearance to t Stephen Colbert’s Late Show and let loose on the Republican party, Fox News and, oh yea… Donald Trump!
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Democratic presidential candidate, Bernie Sanders, received a thunderous applause when he made a “surprise” appearance on the The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. After answering a couple of questions about his campaign for the presidency, Bernie stood up and voiced his concerns for the little man working under Colbert’s desk.
“Hey! There is a human being down here,” Sanders exclaimed, seeing the man under the table holding a pole. “What is going on. What are you doing to this worker? What kind of operation are you running, Stephen?”
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I didn’t think it was possible. I didn’t think anyone would want to venture out into that wilderness. But Stephen Colbert is not like anyone else, and on Wednesday night, after Sarah Palin announced her endorsement of Donald Trump for president, Stephen Colbert did Sarah Palin and he did it like a master.
Call it Palin-ese.
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At the end of taping his show on Friday, Stephen Colbert broke the news to his audience in a heartfelt announcement that almost seemed to bring the host to tears.
“Folks, we end tonight’s show with a heavy heart because we taped all of tonight’s show, and then we found out about the horrific attacks in Paris today. I know not much is known right now. We do know there have been many deaths and the crisis is still ongoing.
“President Hollande declared a state of emergency and President Obama has promised that the United States will do whatever it takes to bring those terrorists to justice. We add our thoughts and prayers to everyone in Paris.”
“And now, we’ll see you on Monday,” Colbert said, looking off to the side then sighing, before saying, “Goodnight.”
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In a scene reminiscent of the Hunger Games, Stephen Colbert paid tribute to Wisconsin governor, former GOP presidential candidate, and current loser, Scott Walker.
Walker, as I’m sure you’ve heard by now, was the latest Republican, the latest casualty of Donald Trump to drop out of the 2016 race for the Republican nomination to be president of the United States. And fittingly, the Hungry Games as done by Stephen Cobert was the perfect tribute for the Wisconsin loser.
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The president sat in Colbert’s chair and comedy took over.
In typical Colbert fashion, Stephen Colbert chastised Sean Hannity of Fox News for being a little too much into himself.
I don’t watch Hannity, in fact, I try to stay away from all things Fox News. My time is precious to me and wasting it on Fox is obviously unproductive. So when Hannity debuted his “Question of the Day,” segment, I was probably busy doing other things, like… washing my hair for instance. It’s called being productive.
Hannity’s segment however, did not escape the ever-loving eyes of one of his biggest fans, Stephen Colbert.
“I’m a huge fan of Fox News anchor Sean Hannity,” Colbert said. “Sean is such a good journalist he can break down the news into simple terms that even he can understand. And recently, my main mannity Hannity introduced a new segment on his show called ‘Question of the Day’ where he answers the most pressing questions of our time.”
Colbert then played a clip from Hannity’s show on Tuesday night.
“Tonight’s question is something I’m really excited about,” Hannity said. “‘What is your favorite way to work out?’ Now President Obama, he delicately jogs on his elliptical and struggles to lift a couple of 2-pound weights. Well, I’ve been engaging in a real exercise.”
Colbert couldn’t contain his amusement.
“Yeah, President Obama delicately jogs while Hannity forcefully rams President Obama into this segment for no reason,” Colbert said.
“Seeing Sean take time out from covering Ebola and ISIS to let us know his bod is rock hard has inspired me to introduce my own segment where I ask myself flattering questions about myself,” he added. “It’s time for ‘Stephen Colbert’s Everything I Wanted You To Want To Know About Me But I Was Afraid You Wouldn’t Ask.'”
Colbert then answered one of the questions he’d submitted himself, which read: “I’ve noticed you’re in much better shape than Sean Hannity. How do you work out?”
After revealing his outlandishly grueling workout routine, Colbert admitted there was one area of physical fitness in which he could never beat Hannity: flexibility.
“Because listening to him answer questions about himself on his own show, I know I can never match his ability to get his head up his own ass,” Colbert explained. “I mean literally. Literally. I look forward to more of Sean’s answers to burning questions like ‘How is this news?’ and ‘What else is on TV?'”
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By the way, Hillary Clinton is running for president.
In what seems to be an unscripted spontaneous appearance, Clinton “surprised” Stephen Colbert last night as he was conveniently in the middle of dissing her book, Hard Choices.
“This book is 656 pages of shameless name-dropping,” Colbert said before Hillary showed up on set. “I just don’t buy any of this. There is no way on earth one woman can be in so many places at once.”
Her appearance turned out to be a competition to see who knew more people. Of course, the Former Secretary of State won.
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In typical Colbert fashion, the new “project” by Sarah Palin was placed under the microscope and dissected like a dead frog… which it probably is. Colbert then pointed out that Palin’s new channel – sarahpalinchannel.com – is nothing like his new channel, thesarahpalin.com. You see, Colbert bought the new “theSarahPalin.com” because like the very skilful executive that she is, Palin forgot to secure that domain!
