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Mitt Romney Has Joined The ‘Prestigious’ Ranks Of The Birthers

Mitt Romney has now officially covered every aspect of the political spectrum. He once said he was more liberal than Ted Kennedy, then he later called himself a Republican. When he decided to run for President, Romney magically became “severely conservative” and now, Mitt Romney is as far right as right could go… a birther.

Appearing before a crowed of supporters, Romney engaged in the nonsense that has caused the rest of the world to laugh at America. He questioned the birthplace of President Obama and officially joined the nut-jobs on the extreme right who have made up and propagated a story about the President’s birth to satisfy their foolish racist ideology.

You see, the ideology of a Birther  has nothing to do with politics. It has everything to do with a racist mentality that suggests that a black man or woman cannot achieve what Barack Obama has done. Being the President of the United States is supposed to be reserved for a white man only. So having this particular man in the White House has twisted the feeble minds of some and the Birther belief was created to discredit Obama’s presidency. Their masterful plan involves a conspiracy that took place some 50 years ago.

According to the Birthers, Ann Dunham (Obama’s mother) give birth to little Obama in Kenya. But she knew that someday her son would be the 44th President of the United States, so she began a grand conspiracy setting the path make that happened. She somehow convinced newspapers in Hawaii to print stories about the birth and she got the registrar’s office in Honolulu to go along with her lie. It was 1961, and everyone knew back then that this baby, son of Ann Dunham, would one day be president.

And their plan back in 1961 to fool Americans in 2008 almost worked. What Ann Dunham, the newspapers, the hospital in Honolulu and the registrar’s office didn’t count on was the infinite wisdom of the Birthers, and now, thanks to this group, Mitt Romney has seen the truth!

Jumping into the ocean of Birtherism headfirst, Romney told the audience of the place of his and his wife, Ann’s birth. He then added that no one ever questioned the place of his birth and the Birthers in his audience applauded.

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By Ezra Grant

I'm just tired of the lies and nonsense coming from the GOP, so this is my little contribution to combat the nonsense!

4 replies on “Mitt Romney Has Joined The ‘Prestigious’ Ranks Of The Birthers”

It's almost as if Romney is trying his hardest to alienate the moderate and sane Republicans to garner support from the nutjobs. Doesn't he realize that even though the nutjobs make more noise, they are by far the minority in the Republican party? It's almost as if he's out to sabotage his own campaign and help ensure a second Obama term. Not that I mind, I've never felt the Republican ideology meshes well with my own core values, so if he wants to do all he can to prevent himself from winning I'm all for it.

It's almost as if Romney is trying his hardest to alienate the moderate and sane Republicans to garner support from the nutjobs. Doesn't he realize that even though the nutjobs make more noise, they are by far the minority in the Republican party? It's almost as if he's out to sabotage his own campaign and help ensure a second Obama term. Not that I mind, I've never felt the Republican ideology meshes well with my own core values, so if he wants to do all he can to prevent himself from winning I'm all for it.

It's almost as if Romney is trying his hardest to alienate the moderate and sane Republicans to garner support from the nutjobs. Doesn't he realize that even though the nutjobs make more noise, they are by far the minority in the Republican party? It's almost as if he's out to sabotage his own campaign and help ensure a second Obama term. Not that I mind, I've never felt the Republican ideology meshes well with my own core values, so if he wants to do all he can to prevent himself from winning I'm all for it.

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