A 69-year-old Catholic priest was arrested in a Cleveland park after offering a ranger $50 for a sexual act, police said. James McGonegal exposed himself to an off-duty Metropark ranger last week and then proceeded to pleasure himself while seated in his SUV on park grounds, police reported. Because he is HIV-positive, he was charged… Continue reading HIV Infected Priest Arrested For Solicitating Sexual Act
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Republican Representative Said Fetuses Masturbate, So Abortions Should End
I bet you didn’t know that masturbation began before birth. It’s okay, like you, I didn’t know this either. But thanks to the wonderful information provided by our friendly Republicans – you know, the same folks who taught us about legitimate rape and the ability of the woman’s body to “shut that whole thing down”… Continue reading Republican Representative Said Fetuses Masturbate, So Abortions Should End
Former Mayor Charged – Masturbating At 90 Miles per Hour
Question: If you masturbate at 90 Miles an hour, do you cum arrive really fast? William Blakely, former Vice-Mayor of Mount Carmel, Tennessee, was accused in court yesterday of having a long-running streak of reckless driving incidents that stem from a penchant for sticking his genitals out of the window and masturbating in the direction… Continue reading Former Mayor Charged – Masturbating At 90 Miles per Hour