A 69-year-old Catholic priest was arrested in a Cleveland park after offering a ranger $50 for a sexual act, police said. James McGonegal exposed himself to an off-duty Metropark ranger last week and then proceeded to pleasure himself while seated…
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I bet you didn’t know that masturbation began before birth. It’s okay, like you, I didn’t know this either. But thanks to the wonderful information provided by our friendly Republicans – you know, the same folks who taught us about…
Question: If you masturbate at 90 Miles an hour, do you cum arrive really fast? William Blakely, former Vice-Mayor of Mount Carmel, Tennessee, was accused in court yesterday of having a long-running streak of reckless driving incidents that stem from…