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Man Purchases House Next to Ex Wife’s Home – Erects Giant Middle Finger on Yard

This is too funny!

According to a person claiming to be the ex-wife’s daughter, the crazy-wealthy Bloomfield Hills man, identified only as “Alan,” allegedly purchased the house next door to his ex, and proceeded to move in with his new girlfriend Tiffany.

He then went a step further and purchased an expensive bronze statue of a middle finger, which he placed on the back porch and aimed at his ex-wife’s house.

As if that weren’t quite enough passive aggression, Alan ensured the statue was visible 24/7 by shining a spotlight on it after dark.

“Alan and Tiffany are the best neighbors,” tweeted Lenka Tuohy, “but ew who does that lololol.”

Apparently the statue has had the unintended effect of pissing Tuohy off as well.

“[I]ts hard for me to enjoy my baths now because my fav tub is in my moms bathroom which faces out towards tif and alans house,” she wrote, adding a frowny-face emoticon.

When a friend pointed out that Alan’s gesture was making him “look like an idiot,” Tuohy concurred: “Like lol someone’s not over my momma!”

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Newt Gingrich Politics

Newt Gingrich, Where Are Your Witnesses?

You can’t offer witnesses to something if no witnesses exist. Apparently, this little fact slipped Newt Gingrich‘s mind, as he continued telling ABC news that he had witnesses that will dispute his ex’s claim that Newt wanted an “open marriage.”

John King, the CNN host who moderated the last GOP debate and took a direct hit from Newt for asking about the ABC report, stayed on the story. And today, after a week of asking for these witnesses, King seems to take pleasure in announcing that Newt’s witnesses are just figments of his imagination.

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