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Wife Chops Off Her Cheating Husband’s Penis… Twice

It wasn’t meant for him to have a penis. He was apparently using it for other reasons, like making other women happy and his wife was having none of it. So she took matters… and his penis, into her own hands.

Fan Lung, a dad of five, sealed his fate when he decided to use his wife’s cellphone to send his secret lover a hot and heavy email, Central European News reports.

The 32-year-old forgot to log out of his account after the message was sent, which is how his 21-year-old wife, Feng — who is now under arrest for grievous bodily harm — came across the saucy exchange and snapped.

The jilted wife went berserk, grabbed a pair of scissors, stormed into their bedroom and cut off his penis while he was sleeping.

Lung was rushed to the hospital, where doctors were able to save the appendage and sew it back on.

But Feng was able to sneak into the recovery room, where she chopped his penis off a second time and threw it out the window, according to CEN.

A shocked Lung chased his wife outside, despite losing a lot of blood.

“Staff rushed out to see what was happening and found the patient with blood streaming down his legs hitting the woman,” a hospital spokesman said. “He was stopped and the woman was taken in for treatment, and then we discovered she had chopped his penis off again.”

Despite desperate search efforts, authorities were unable to find Lung’s manhood. Police believe it may have been stumbled upon by a stray dog or cat, according to CEN.

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Belgian husband leaves wife of 19 years after discovering she was a man

A Belgian husband has spoken of his ‘horror’ after learning his wife of 19 years used to be a man.

The duped 64-year-old – named only as Jan – said he had ‘no clue’ his bride had been born a boy.

The shocking revelation only emerged after almost two decades of marriage when a cousin from his wife’s native Indonesia finally exposed the truth.

Jan told how he met ‘Monica’ in 1993 when she arrived in his home town of Antwerp as an au-pair to his sister’s children.

Picturesque: The city of Antwerp, where the pair have lived since they married 19 years ago. The marriage is on the rocks after Jan discovered ‘Monica’ was born a man and had undergone a sex change operation

He described as her ‘very beautiful and feminine’ – but said he now understood why she was ‘no good at ironing’.

Jan told Belgium’s Nieuwsblad daily paper: ‘My second marriage was on the rocks at the time and we quickly fell in love.

‘I thought she was an attractive woman, and she was all woman – she had no male traits.

‘She was 27 years old at the time, so I asked her if she wanted children.

‘I was glad when she said she didn’t as I was 44 and already had two of my own.

‘Over the years she said she was taking the pill, and even during sex I never noticed anything, though now I understand why she always used a lubricant, which is apparently normal among transexuals.

‘She was always a good mother to my children, and also a fantastic cook, though we wasn’t that great at cleaning and ironing – and now I know why!’

But Jan said the relationship had begun to suffer over the past two years as she insisted on staying out late on her own wearing ‘very revealing outfits’

He added: ‘She would wear tiny tops that revealed a lot of flesh and had more than 100 pairs of shoes.

‘I also caught her ogling pictures of young men on the Internet.

‘But I didn’t suspect a thing until a cousin of hers came to visit and let something slip.

‘I mentioned it to my son and he said he’d heard a rumour too that Monica used to be a man.

‘One evening I confronted her and she finally confessed she had been born a boy and had a sex change operation.

‘My world collapsed in a few seconds. I was horrified. I feel like have been violated for almost 20 years.’

The couple are still living under the same roof after a judge refused to grant Jan an order to evict her.

But he added: ‘We live in separate rooms and rarely speak. What Monica has done to me and my family is unforgivable. I just want her out of my life.’

h/t: DailyMail

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Republican Woman Ran Over Husband With SUV Because Obama Won Re-Election

The crazies are really coming out now. Yes, President Obama was reelected by a majority of the Electoral votes and he received a majority of the popular votes. Any sane person will accept the fact that democracy worked and the best man won.

But since his win, there have been calls from various states to secede from the Union. There are also individuals calling the president the n-word and wishing assassination on him. We are now hearing of other stories where spouses are trying to kill each other.

Here’s another example of the Republican insanity that has captured the wing-nuts just because democracy worked. She is 28-year-old Holly Solomon, and she ran over her husband with her SUV because Obama won. Her argument? Her husband didn’t vote:

According to police in Gilbert, 28-year-old Holly Solomon of Mesa and her husband Daniel argued loudly in a local parking lot before Holly got in her Jeep SUV and began chasing Daniel around. She eventually managed to pin him underneath the vehicle as he was trying to run away.

Daniel sustained life-threatening injuries and was rushed to Scottsdale Healthcare Osborn Medical Center where he remains in critical condition.

“According to Daniel, Holly believed her family was going to face hardship as a result of President Obama’s re-election,” Gilbert police Sergeant Jesse Sanger said in a statement.

Who would have thought democracy was such a bad thing?

The freaks are really coming out now…!

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