I just had to share: 
1. Make Vanilla pudding. Put in Mayonnaise jar. Eat in public.
2. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
3. Wear shirt that says “Life.” Hand out lemons on street corner.
4. Get into a crowded elevator and say, “I guess you’re all wondering why I gathered you here today.
5. Major in philosophy. Ask people why they would like fries with that.
6. Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell “it worked!” Run out cheering.
7. Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
8. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, “Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot.”
9. Follow joggers around in your car blasting, “Eye of the Tiger” for encouragement.
