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Madonna Vouging

In the age of the endless quest for the newest thing” its become way too easy to suppress our unique individuality for the sake of vogue.

We work so hard at being trendy, barely noticing that we’re relying on total strangers to dictate our life’s style, from the toys we buy to the food we’re now told are our favorites. Who died and left them boss, I wanna know?

Seeing as one day we ALL will have to Give Up Our Individual Consciousness For The Exaltation Of A Greater Singularity Of Oness With The Cosmos…but right now I resist the universal pull to mold me, shape me, amalgamate me… 

Ah! But the World, she is vast my friend. And just when I think I’m out, she pulls me back in…

Here’s a look at a few trends taking hold in 2013, according to that pinnacle of trend spotter blogs, Trend Hunter:

Pleasure-Inducing Alarm Clocks
Militant Apocalypse Menswear
Surrealist Amphibious Furniture
Wood-based Men’s Underwear
Diamond Encrusted Eye Wear
Finger-Worn Telephones
Swiss Army Cell Phones
Food Inspired Clothing
High Tech Backpacks
Glowing Galaxy Cocktails
Life-Like Male Dolls
All Terrain Footwear
Personalized PEZ Dispenser
Zombie Teddy Bears
Insectile Electric Cars
Tribal-Influenced Western Fashion
Edible, Cryptic Valentines Day Cards

 On second thought…I think I’m good, thanks.

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