Poll: Americans Prefer Hemorrhoids and Toenail Fungus Over Congress

There is a cysts on the ass of Congress, and the scientific name for it is Republican. This Republican cyst is so freaking annoying, that given the choice, most Americans would prefer to deal with a hemorrhoid or toenail fungus. This is what the new PPP poll found. Voters say they have a higher opinion… Continue reading Poll: Americans Prefer Hemorrhoids and Toenail Fungus Over Congress