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Poll: Americans Prefer Hemorrhoids and Toenail Fungus Over Congress

There is a cysts on the ass of Congress, and the scientific name for it is Republican.

This Republican cyst is so freaking annoying, that given the choice, most Americans would prefer to deal with a hemorrhoid or toenail fungus.

This is what the new PPP poll found.

Voters say they have a higher opinion of hemorrhoids than Congress, by 53% to 31%. More than seven in 10 voters say they view jury duty more favorably than Congress, which musters only 18% support in that comparison. Even toenail fungus rates 3 percentage points higher Congress.

Overall, voters in PPP’s telephone poll gave Congress an 8% approval rating. Nearly nine in 10 voters, or 86%, say they disapprove of Congress — which is in line with a recent CNN survey.

“Congress having an 8% approval rating tells us one thing about how unhappy voters are,” said Dean Debnam, president of Public Policy Polling. “But it’s even more telling that voters have a lower opinion of it than annoyances like the DMV and jury duty, health issues like hemorrhoids, and even witches.”

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