While cruising down the boardwalk in the popular vacation town of Seaside Heights, NJ., Republican governor Chris Christie was met by one of those pesky Corporations… ah… people. A man who had the nerve to interrupt Mr. Christie and his ice-cream cone with a question.
This unbelievable act by the man to ask a public politician a question caused Chris Christie to stop licking on his cone, a very dangerous thing for a man who has obviously indulged in one too many licks. Christie charged at the fellow screaming, “You’re a real big-shot! You’re a real big-shot, shooting your mouth off!”
“Nah, just take care of the teachers,” the man said as he walked away.
“Yeah, keep walking away,” the Republican governor yelled, “Keep walking!”
And from the corner of his eye, Christie noticed the ice cream dripping down the side of the cone. Like the expert he is, Christie managed to toss some tongue action at the cone, capturing the impatient drip.
He continued his cruise down the boardwalk. A Real bad man… clutching his ice cream cone.
