Man Arrested – Charged with Having Sex with a Tractor

I’ll let that marinate for a second… You ready? Okay, let’s continue. Ralph Bishop, 53, was found by police with his trousers around his ankles “interfering” with a tractor parked in a field outside Saxmundham. He was arrested on suspicion of outraging public decency, and admitted to having had sex with around 450 tractors all… Continue reading Man Arrested – Charged with Having Sex with a Tractor

X- Rated Sounds Broadcasted Over Speaker System at Target Store – Video

“I felt violated, and my body said wait a minute, this ain’t right. So I was uneasy,” said shopper Chris Minor,  who then recorded 3 minutes of the ordeal on his cell phone. “I thought it may have been Halloween related, maybe an employee playing games, but this was rated-X material, which made me feel… Continue reading X- Rated Sounds Broadcasted Over Speaker System at Target Store – Video

Report – No More Nude Photos in Playboy

According to reporting by The Times, Playboy will no longer be publishing nude photos in its magazine. Founder and editor-in-chief Hugh Hefner, 89, who in his trademark silk pajamas has embodied the Playboy lifestyle, agreed last month with a suggestion by top editor Cory Jones to stop publishing images of naked women, the Times said.… Continue reading Report – No More Nude Photos in Playboy

Man Calls Police Because His Girlfriend Wouldn’t Have Sex With Him

Sexual frustration is nothing to play with, but calling the police because you can’t get none? Now that’s on a whole other level of WTF! When a cop responded to his Spartanburg residence, Patrick Doggett, 53, “stated he called 911 because his girlfriend, Ms. Faye Woodruff, would not give him any ass Woodruff told police… Continue reading Man Calls Police Because His Girlfriend Wouldn’t Have Sex With Him

Man Wanted for Sexually Assaulting Homeless Woman

A man was being sought in connection with the sexual assault of a homeless woman early Saturday morning in Pasadena, KTLA reports. The victim and her boyfriend had been asleep in their encampment about 2:50 a.m. when the woman woke up, “startled to find herself partially unclothed and the suspect sleeping behind her,” the Pasadena… Continue reading Man Wanted for Sexually Assaulting Homeless Woman

‘No Sex For You’ made South Carolina Woman Pull a Gun on Her Boyfriend

It’s a powerful weapon that makes some people do strange things. No, I’m not talking about the gun, I’m talking about sex. And in South Carolina, being denied sex made this woman very, very angry. Angry enough to grab her gun! Ryan Rucker, 33, was sleeping early yesterday when Michelle Smart, by her own admission,… Continue reading ‘No Sex For You’ made South Carolina Woman Pull a Gun on Her Boyfriend

Police: Man Broke into Funeral Home, Had Sex with Deceased Woman

There are some sick and messed up people out there. Police have charged a homeless man with performing a sex act on a woman’s body at a funeral home in Columbus. The Columbus Ledger-Enquirer reports 26-year-old Domonique Smith is charged with necrophilia. Capt. Gordon Griswould says Smith was arrested Monday and charged with stealing a… Continue reading Police: Man Broke into Funeral Home, Had Sex with Deceased Woman

Man Arrested For Having Sex With an ATM

He apparently misunderstood what it means to make a deposit. According to a Murfreesboro Police Department report, an officer was dispatched to the bar, where a witness said that Hutton walked to the ATM and “pulled down his pants and underwear exposing his genitals.” Officer M. Rickard added, “Mr. Hutton then attempted to have sexual… Continue reading Man Arrested For Having Sex With an ATM

New York Principal Removed For Having Too Much Sex In School

Crazy, yea I know. But according to reports, the sexy Queens principal was immediately removed from her position since an  investigation showed that the Principal – 35-year old Annie Schmutz Siefullah of the 7th- to 12th-grade Robert Wagner Secondary School of Arts and Technology, in Long Island City – is having sex left and right… in… Continue reading New York Principal Removed For Having Too Much Sex In School

Pat Robertson – If Your Wife Is Not Having Sex With You, Divorce Her – She Was Probably Molested

Pat Robertson

I’m beginning to think that people call into his CBN show with made up scenarios just to hear what Pat Robertson would say. In the latest episode of What Would Pat Robertson Say Next, a viewer shared his problem. His wife was not putting out. The viewer was obviously concerned about his relationship with his wife… Continue reading Pat Robertson – If Your Wife Is Not Having Sex With You, Divorce Her – She Was Probably Molested