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Man Arrested – Charged with Having Sex with a Tractor

I’ll let that marinate for a second… You ready? Okay, let’s continue.

Ralph Bishop, 53, was found by police with his trousers around his ankles “interfering” with a tractor parked in a field outside Saxmundham.

He was arrested on suspicion of outraging public decency, and admitted to having had sex with around 450 tractors all over the Suffolk countryside.

When officers searched his terraced home they found a collection of more than 5,000 tractor images on his laptop.

The photos showed Bishop had a special desire for John Deere and Massey Ferguson tractors, particularly green ones.

A police insider said: “We couldn’t believe it when we found him in the field. He was wearing a white t-shirt and Wellington boots and very little else. He was clearly in state of high excitement at the rear of the machine.

“Thankfully nobody else was around, but the field is close to a village primary school so we had to arrest him and educate him about the error of his ways.

“He told us he was particularly ‘in to’ axle grease and the presence of this around the back of tractors was all too much for him.”

Bishop, twice divorced, was released without charge on condition he sought psychological help. He was put on the sex-offenders’ register.

“He is also banned from the countryside and is now not allowed to go within one mile of a farm,” the police insider added. “So he has to live and remain in the middle of Ipswich to comply with that.

“However, we are watching him because we are worried about the safety of several street-cleaning machines.”

Another policeman added: “He’ll also need to keep away from the town’s gardens – if he takes a fancy to a lawn mower he might find he loses more than just his liberty.”

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X- Rated Sounds Broadcasted Over Speaker System at Target Store – Video

“I felt violated, and my body said wait a minute, this ain’t right. So I was uneasy,” said shopper Chris Minor,  who then recorded 3 minutes of the ordeal on his cell phone. “I thought it may have been Halloween related, maybe an employee playing games, but this was rated-X material, which made me feel very uncomfortable. I was taken aback, very frustrated, and appalled, and angered by what I heard,”

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Report – No More Nude Photos in Playboy

According to reporting by The Times, Playboy will no longer be publishing nude photos in its magazine.

Founder and editor-in-chief Hugh Hefner, 89, who in his trademark silk pajamas has embodied the Playboy lifestyle, agreed last month with a suggestion by top editor Cory Jones to stop publishing images of naked women, the Times said.

At a time when every teenage boy has an Internet connected phone and the web is rife with pornography, the magazine has opted to continue featuring women in provocative poses, just not completely nude, the Times said.

“You’re now one click away from every sex act imaginable for free,” Flanders was quoted as saying in the Times. “And so it’s just passe at this juncture.”

The magazine that featured Marilyn Monroe on its debut cover in 1953 is making the changes after circulation dropped from 5.6 million in 1975 to about 800,000 now, the Times said.

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Man Calls Police Because His Girlfriend Wouldn’t Have Sex With Him

Sexual frustration is nothing to play with, but calling the police because you can’t get none? Now that’s on a whole other level of WTF!

When a cop responded to his Spartanburg residence, Patrick Doggett, 53, “stated he called 911 because his girlfriend, Ms. Faye Woodruff, would not give him any ass

Woodruff told police that Doggett had been drinking all day and “didn’t know where he was at.” She added that Doggett got into bed and wanted to have sex, but “she had her grandchild with her.”

So, Woodruff noted, Doggett“got up and then dialed 911.”

Doggett, who was outside the residence drinking an alcoholic beverage when police arrived, was arrested for public intoxication and booked into the county jail (where he remains locked up this afternoon).

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Man Wanted for Sexually Assaulting Homeless Woman

A man was being sought in connection with the sexual assault of a homeless woman early Saturday morning in Pasadena, KTLA reports.

The victim and her boyfriend had been asleep in their encampment about 2:50 a.m. when the woman woke up, “startled to find herself partially unclothed and the suspect sleeping behind her,” the Pasadena Police Department said in a news release.

The intruder stood up and fled the scene on foot as the victim’s boyfriend ran after him, the statement said. The suspect, a homeless man, managed to escape and remained at large on Monday.

He was identified as 47-year-old Emilio Buch.

Investigators released a photo of Buch and asked anyone with information to call Lt. Terysa Rojas of the Pasadena Police Department at 626-744-4522 during business hours, or the non-emergency dispatch center at 626-744-4241. Tips can be submitted anonymously at LACrimeStoppers.com or wetip.com.

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A Pitbull Fight Like None Other – Wait For It – Video

It’s coming…

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‘No Sex For You’ made South Carolina Woman Pull a Gun on Her Boyfriend

It’s a powerful weapon that makes some people do strange things. No, I’m not talking about the gun, I’m talking about sex. And in South Carolina, being denied sex made this woman very, very angry. Angry enough to grab her gun!

Ryan Rucker, 33, was sleeping early yesterday when Michelle Smart, by her own admission, “attempted to make some sexual advances toward” him, according to a police report detailing the 2 AM incident.

Rucker told cops that he pushed the 30-year-old Smart off of him, which prompted an argument during which Smart “told him she would shoot him because she has the gun.” Smart told officers that after Rucker “rejected her and pushed her off of him,” he punched and kicked her multiple times.

Cops noted that Smart “continually was changing her story throughout the investigation,” adding that, “For these reasons, Ms. Smart’s account became less believable.”

Smart, judged the “primary aggressor” by cops, was arrested for domestic violence since Rucker “feared for his safety when Ms. Smart pulled the gun out and threatened to use it.” Cops seized a Ruger handgun and six bullets, which were placed into evidence.

Seen in the above mug shot, Smart spent about eight hours in custody before bonding out of jail Sunday afternoon on the misdemeanor charge

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Police: Man Broke into Funeral Home, Had Sex with Deceased Woman

There are some sick and messed up people out there.

Police have charged a homeless man with performing a sex act on a woman’s body at a funeral home in Columbus.

The Columbus Ledger-Enquirer reports 26-year-old Domonique Smith is charged with necrophilia.

Capt. Gordon Griswould says Smith was arrested Monday and charged with stealing a bicycle from Hill Watson Peoples Funeral Service. During that investigation, police found evidence that the man had sexual contact with the body of a woman at the funeral home.

Funeral director Cedric Hill declined to discuss details. He says the business looks for the best protection and security for families.

Smith pleaded guilty to the burglary and remains in jail.

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Man Arrested For Having Sex With an ATM

He apparently misunderstood what it means to make a deposit.

According to a Murfreesboro Police Department report, an officer was dispatched to the bar, where a witness said that Hutton walked to the ATM and “pulled down his pants and underwear exposing his genitals.” Officer M. Rickard added, “Mr. Hutton then attempted to have sexual intercourse with the ATM.”

After his encounter with the ATM, Hutton “then began to walk ‘nude’ around the bar thrusting his hips in the air,” Rickard reported.

Hutton was subsequently escorted from the bar and “told to sit at a wooden picnic table.” But once outside the bar, Hutton allegedly “again exposed himself again and engaged in sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic table.”

Seen in the above mug shot, Hutton was booked into the county jail on a public intoxication charge. A cop reported that Hutton–who remains locked up in lieu of $250 bond–smelled of booze, had bloodshot eyes, and had slurred speech.

Hutton, who was not charged for exposing himself, is scheduled for a July 1 appearance in General Sessions court

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Couple Caught Having Sex on Church Lawn

Some people go weddings and express their happiness for the couple with tears of joy. Others bring gifts to mark the special occasion. But for a 60-year-old woman and a 56-year-old man, engaging in sex acts on the church lawn was the way to go.

A Salt Lake City Police Department cop was summoned to Sacred Heart Catholic Church around 6 PM by a wedding guest who “ran into the road to stop” a passing police cruiser being driven by Officer Rich Stone.

Stone then approached Sandra Kruser and Wilson Benally, who were laying on the church lawn. “I walked over to the couple and I physically saw the sex act,” Stone reported. Specifically, the cop noted, Benally “had his tongue and finger inside of Ms. Krusen’s vagina.”

The Kruser-Benally tryst was viewed by, among others, “four children in the wedding party,” according to a police report.

When Stone confronted the couple, they initially ignored orders to stop having sex. Kruser and Benally–who were not invited to the nuptials–eventually had to be pried apart by Stone.

Seen in the above mug shots, Kruser and Benally were arrested for gross lewdness and public intoxication. Benally was also charged with criminal trespass. Kruser and Benally remain locked up in the Salt Lake County jail, where Kruser is being held in lieu of $2093 bond, while Benally will have to post $2313 to secure his release. 

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New York Principal Removed For Having Too Much Sex In School

This photo of Principal Annie Schmutz Siefullah was found on her school computer

Crazy, yea I know. But according to reports, the sexy Queens principal was immediately removed from her position since an  investigation showed that the Principal – 35-year old Annie Schmutz Siefullah of the 7th- to 12th-grade Robert Wagner Secondary School of Arts and Technology, in Long Island City – is having sex left and right… in the school!

“We are appalled by these disturbing allegations and acted swiftly to remove the principal while the matter is under investigation,” a Department of Education spokesman said. “This type of alleged behavior is completely unacceptable for any DOE employee.”

Principal Anni is accused of having sex with a security guard, an assistant principal and the parent of one of her students to name a few. And she would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for the hurt parent she had sex with. He found out about his competition and decided to report Miss Anni!

The angry ex turned over three DOE laptops he obtained while living with Seifullah, including MacBooks containing photos of herself in racy lingerie and in various sex acts, including a threesome, he told The Post.

He also gave investigators a video and audio tape in which a woman he identified as Seifullah acknowledged engaging in oral sex with an NYPD school-safety agent in the school security office, and with a visiting assistant principal in a book-storage room during school hours.

“I don’t know what I was thinking. I don’t know why I thought it was OK,” she tells the furious dad in the taped conversation, after he accuses her of cheating on him.

“You gave him [expletive deleted] while my child was in the building,” he roars at one point.

The dad, a fortysomething entrepreneur, also gave excerpts from a letter he says Seifullah wrote, admitting she hooked up twice with an “old lover.”

“The second [time] was a visit to my school that led to a sexual encounter which included brief oral sex in a hidden location,” the letter states.

The dad, whose name is being withheld to protect his child’s privacy, said he came forward because Seifullah — the mom of a toddler son — “played me for a fool.”

“Ms. Seifullah clearly used her power and position as principal to . . . seek several sexual partners at her school,” he charged.

Having sex inside a school or placing sexual images on school equipment could lead to misconduct charges. The investigation continues.

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Pat Robertson – If Your Wife Is Not Having Sex With You, Divorce Her – She Was Probably Molested

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Pat Robertson

I’m beginning to think that people call into his CBN show with made up scenarios just to hear what Pat Robertson would say.

In the latest episode of What Would Pat Robertson Say Next, a viewer shared his problem. His wife was not putting out. The viewer was obviously concerned about his relationship with his wife and wanted some help from Robertson – Sidenote: I’ll say that was the viewer’s first mistake, thinking the 400 year old Robertson could tell him on what to do to arouse his wife sexually.

Robertson however, had an answer, and I’m almost shocked he didn’t blame Obama for the man’s problems. He did however, blame the woman for probably being molested as a child and told the man that if his wife is not giving it to him, then that is grounds for divorce!

I don’t know what’s wrong with your wife, whether she’s got some psychological problems, whether she was molested as a child . . .She really wants intimacy. . . but at the same time she doesn’t want to come together and consummate. That’s grounds for divorce.”

Yep, that’s what he said.

Video below.

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