Former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer Agrees to Buy The Clippers

TPM reports that former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer has agreed to buy the Los Angeles Clippers for a record-breaking $2 billion. Now it’s up to others whether the deal goes through. Shelly Sterling said in a statement issued late Thursday that she’d signed a binding contract for a sale of theClippers by The Sterling Family… Continue reading Former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer Agrees to Buy The Clippers

Republican Chairman Calls The Republican Debates a “Traveling Circus”

Reince Priebus also said that the Republicans are going to pick their own moderators for the debates, you know, people who won’t be posing tough questions to the Republican presidential candidates. Questions like what are your plans for the country if you become president? My only question is, will there be enough people on Fox… Continue reading Republican Chairman Calls The Republican Debates a “Traveling Circus”

Joe the Plumber – “Guns are mostly for hunting down politicians”

And now, your daily nut-baggery. Today’s episode brought to you by the letters “CRA” and “ZY,” and also by the number “REPUBLICAN PLUMBER!” Ladies and gentlemen, this is what Joe The Plumber had to say about guns in his recent blog post; Guns are mostly for hunting down politicians who would actively seek to take… Continue reading Joe the Plumber – “Guns are mostly for hunting down politicians”

Bernie Sanders Explain – The VA is Not The Problem, The Wars Are The Problem

It’s really quite simple, anyone should be able to understand. If there were no wars, then there’ll be no need for the VA. Still, Republicans can’t seem to get this simple logic. They are constantly pushing for new invasions in new locations, desperately trying to prove to anyone watching that we have the biggest kahunas.… Continue reading Bernie Sanders Explain – The VA is Not The Problem, The Wars Are The Problem

Montel Williams is Angry at President Obama. Not Bush… Obama

Montel Williams must be auditioning for a job at Fox News and with this performance, Murdock has to be measuring the drapes in Montel new office space. The former talk show host appeared on Fox News tasked with one thing, to criticize President Obama’s speech at West Point. What apparently ticked off Williams was obviously… Continue reading Montel Williams is Angry at President Obama. Not Bush… Obama

California To Introduce Further Restrictions on Guns

And this new restriction makes perfect sense. Which is why the gun lobby will fight it to the bloody end. Just days after a 22-year-old killed six college students and himself near the campus of the University of California, Santa Barbara, state lawmakers are championing legislation that would permit law enforcement officials and private individuals… Continue reading California To Introduce Further Restrictions on Guns

Teenager Murdered His Parents Because They Took his IPad

A ‘smart’ and ‘sane’ 16-year-old said he beat his parents to death over normal punishments, in court on Wednesday. Tenth-grader Vincent Parker murdered his mother Carol, 57, and father Wayne, 55, in their Norfolk, Virginia home just before Christmas last year. The only-child skipped school to carry out the slayings, which weren’t spurned by any… Continue reading Teenager Murdered His Parents Because They Took his IPad

Fox Host is Happy that Store with “No Guns” Sign Got Robbed at Gunpoint

“So with every issue both sides pick stories to support their own opinions.  But sometimes it’s just too easy, in fact, it’s like stealing candy from a baby – or from a store that advertises its gun-free status.” That’s how Fox News host Greg Gutfeld began celebrating the unfortunate news that criminals, people breaking the… Continue reading Fox Host is Happy that Store with “No Guns” Sign Got Robbed at Gunpoint

Mitch McConnell Has a Deer In Headlight Moment – Will He Repeal Kynect?

AP Photo/Timothy D. Easley While the rest of the Republicans are running away with breakneck speed from their “repeal Obamacare” nonsense, Mitch McConnell is slowly moseying along. Apparently, he didn’t get the memo that Obamacare is a hugely successful law and that millions of Americans are presently benefiting from it. Mitch McConnell is running for… Continue reading Mitch McConnell Has a Deer In Headlight Moment – Will He Repeal Kynect?

Texas Bar – “I Like My Beer Like I Like My Violence: Domestic”

Ah Texas. You never cease to amaze. In what’s becoming an unfortunate, infuriating tradition in the Lone Star State, another bar has scrawled the same offensive play on words for everyone to see. With chalk and a big pink heart. Scruffy Duffies in Plano, Texas had the brilliant idea of writing “I like my beer… Continue reading Texas Bar – “I Like My Beer Like I Like My Violence: Domestic”