We are gathered here today to remember one of Hollywood’s greatest treasures: Chuck Norris’s beard. The well-trimmed facial hair lived a long and butt-kicking life during its decades-long existence on Norris’s face. Now — sadly — the beard is no more.
We were first alerted to the shocking news by TMZ. The gossip site ran a photo — presumably recent — of Norris enjoying the great outdoors without his beard’s company.
Is Norris, 73, going through a first-quarter-life crisis? Can Chuck still intimidate man, woman, and inanimate object without his world-famous facial hair? Well, of course he can. He’s Chuck Norris.
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