Well, this could officially be the craziest sex story we’ve ever heard: A Brazilian woman apparently attempted to murder her husband by putting poison in her vagina and asking him to go down on her. Yes, you read that correctly.
The guy didn’t get very far before he noticed that something just didn’t smell right down there and, realizing that his wife might be in danger—since she’d put poison all up in her ladyparts, rushed her to the hospital and saved her life. (If that’s not love, then we don’t know what love is.)
There’s no word as of now regarding why the woman wanted to kill her husband—and went to these measures, at that—but news reports say that the guy does intend to press charges against her.
There’s only one thing to say about all this: WTF?
