Fox News Hires The Pizza Man Herman Cain

They got rid of one fool in Sarah Palin, then turn around and brought another fool in. Fox News announced on Friday that it has signed Cain on as a contributor. "Cain’s impressive resume makes him a valuable addition to the Fox News and Fox Business lineup. As a political expert with business savvy, he brings an important voice to the nation’s debates," Bill Shine, Fox News Channel executive vice president of programming, said in a statement. Cain, a former president and CEO of Godfather's...

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Herman Cain Admits – Romney Is Lying In His Welfare Attack Ad Against Obama

Amazingly, it Jon Stewart and Comedy Central who are doing the work the so-called "Main Stream Media" should be doing. Stewart's guest on Wednesday August 29th was Republican Presidential primary candidate, Herman Cain. Stewart asked Cain about the Ad that Romney "approved," claiming that Obama is removing the work requirement for Welfare recipients,  and he wanted to get Cain's opinion on the truthfulness of the ad and the truthfulness of the Romney campaign. Cain tried all the avenues he could...

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Herman Cain’s Problem? He’s Gay – Steven Colbert

And we thought Herman Cain had a woman (or multiple women) problem all along. Steven Colbert, through a process of elimination, has put his finger on the real issue Herman Cain is hiding. According to Colbert, Cain is gay, that's why he cancelled an appearance on The Colbert Report. Colbert figured Cain couldn't stand being around all his beauty. Video

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Birds Of A Feather Flock Together – Cain May Endorse Newt

This shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone. Herman Cain recently "suspended" his presidential ambitions because of allegations of sexual misconduct from various women. And Newt Gingrich is a known womanizer, cheating on his first two wives, even serving one of them divorce papers while she laid in a hospital bed battling cancer. So is it any surprise that Herman Cain may endorse Newt Gingrich? Nope. It is expected. A top adviser to Herman Cain says the former presidential candidate plans to endorse...

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Herman Cain Drops Out – “It Hurts My Wife, It Hurts My Family, It Hurts Me”

Herman Cain went on television today, hand in hand with his wife Gloria. He stood on a stage and talked about the reason he decided to run for president in the first place, which was  "...because the people in Washington refused to do their jobs." Cain began his speech by dropping one-liners that got his supporters cheering. One-liners like "people are  more powerful than the media and message is more powerful than money." And it was these type of statements that gave viewers the initial impression...

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Herman Cain Admits He Lied To His Wife

Herman Cain confirmed today in an interview with the editorial board of the New Hampshire Union Leader, that whatever he had with woman number 5 for over 13 years was a secret to his wife. And it was essential and necessary for the survival of his 13 year adventure that his wife be kept in the dark. "My wife did not know about it, and that was the revelation. My wife found out about it when [White] went public with it," Cain said. "My wife now knows. My wife and I have talked about it and I have...

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Another Woman Accuser, Another Herman Cain Denial

[caption id="attachment_13716" align="alignleft" width="255" caption="Ginger White"][/caption] Before the next Herman Cain accuser officially made her presence known on the national scene, Herman Cain rushed to CNN to deny everything she was about to say. He spoke to Wolf Blitzer, explaining to 'Blitz' that he knew the woman, but denied ever having any relations with her. “I wanted to get out in front of it,” Cain said, “I have nothing to hide.” And then at 6PM today, the woman named...

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