Who in their right minds will write a document like this thing called the Constitution? They must have been high on that liberal drug called morality! How dare they talk about birthright citizens, thus, limiting our abilities to restrict citizenship to those born in this country? And the nerve of those fools called The Founding Fathers, for framing this document which talks about the rights of Religious groups, and giving those groups freedom to worship how their religion depicts they should, or where!

Bill Of Rights

We are the GOP, the Grand Ole Party! We are the Republican Party that couldn’t give two flying craps about this thing called the Constitution.

Throughout its existence, this piece of paper with words written on it has put all these unnecessary limitations on how we think business should be conducted in this country. It has deemed it necessary to give people certain unalienable rights, while limiting our rights and wishes as government. Think about it, this so-called Constitution even starts out by saying,

“We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.”

To quote our esteemed Republican Whip from Virginia - Eric Cantor, we say “But come on…!”

This pesky document wants to create a “more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, defense and general Welfare” for people? Well we say NO! We don’t want a perfect Union, and we’re fighting these darn Democrats every day to make sure that doesn’t happen.

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Be afraid, be very afraid! The anchor babies are coming! We must protect ourselves from these milk drinking, diaper wearing little vultures, whose only intention is to destroy us. They have their plan, and they come armed with dirty diapers. Do not look them in the eyes or you will be turned into a soft-hearted compassionate human being. You must avoid that at all cost. Run I tells ya, Run! Or face the peril of these little loveable gugu gaga talking, no teeth having “anchor babies.”

Anchor Baby

Yes, as crazy as it sounds, this is the next big fight brewing in Washington. Republicans are trying to take away your birthright as protected by the constitution. The same constitution they claim to love and are willing to defend from the destructions of the non abiding Democrats, it’s the same Constitution they’re now debating changing. Evidently this part of the constitution called the 14^th Amendment is not what it cracked up to be, and must be changed to protect America from these, these… babies!!!

We are in good hands though. We have experts like John Boehner to protect us. Speaking on Meet The Press with David Gregory on Sunday, Boehner was asked about what should be done with this bothersome 14^th Amendment thing. The Boehner replied;

“Well, David, I’m not the expert on this issue. I have read the… these comments here over this past week. But I think that we do have… there is a problem. To provide an incentive for illegal immigrants to come here so that their children can be U.S. citizens does, in fact, draw more people to our country. I, I do think that it’s time for us to secure our borders and enforce the law, and allow this conversation about the 14^th Amendment to continue.”

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Senator Lindsey Graham, in a recent interview on Fox's Greta Van Susteren's show On the Record, proposed an amendment to the Constitution. His proposed amendment would change the 14th Amendment to the constitution and make it illegal for certain babies born in America, to be considered American.

Lindsey Graham (R-SA)

As it stands now, the 14^th Amendment to the Constitution states;

“All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.”

The problem as Lindsey Graham sees it is that people are taking advantage of this 14^th Amendment. It’s called Birthright citizenship and according to Mr. Graham, “birthright citizenship is a mistake.” Mr. Graham goes on to explain;

“People come here to have babies. They come here to drop a child, its called drop and leave. They have a child in America, they cross the border, they go to the emergency room, have a child and that child is automatically and American citizen. That shouldn’t be the case. That attracts people here for all the wrong reasons.”

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