Reminds me of an episode of Naked and Afraid, where the contestants came upon a dead rodent. Almost dying of thirst and hunger, the naked contestants ponder whether to eat the deceased animal. They did not know how long the animal had died, they did not know what caused its death or if it had a disease. But hunger is a mother-father, and the decision was made to feast on the beast!
No, the president wasn’t naked, not I’m not sure if he was afraid. But he and his guide came across a dead salmon, partly eaten by a bear. “Why wouldn’t the bear finish this sucker?” the President asked. His guide, a man named Bear Grylls, answered that bears usually eat the fattest parts of the meat, along with the eggs and skin.
And with that, the rest of the salmon carcass was put on a fire and cooked up. The President’s only critique? That there weren’t any crackers to go with the fish.
“It would have been nice if we had a cracker to go with it,” Mr. Obama said.