Snoop Dogg [Lion] Writing A Book For Kids About Smoking Weed

Snoop Dogg is so high, he can’t even think straight. That’s the only explanation to why he has decided to write a book teaching children the “right way” to do weed.

“It’s not that I would ever push weed on our kids…but if they wanted to, I would love to show them how, the right way, so that way they won’t get nothing put in their shit or overdose or trying some shit that ain’t clean.”

That’s what Mr. Dogg had to say to GQ about his latest education project. According to GQ, “It doesn’t even seem so crazy—or at least not as crazy as it should seem—when Snoop tells me he’s thinking of reading a book called It’s Just a Plant: A Children’s Story of Marijuana, to the 8- and 9-year-olds on the peewee football team he coaches. “Believe it or not,” he says, “they need to know.”