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Jan Brewer does a Sarah Palin – Umm, Hmmm…Duh!

On September 2, 2010, in Insanity, by Ezra Grant

Umm, yea. So, it’s like, I am Jan Brewer, and I am Jan Brewer…. Look at all the things I’ve done for Arizona…… um, hmmm, yea… I um, …… I want you to know that I am Jan Brewer, and also remember that I am Jan Brewer……. How ’bout them Phoenix Suns? You think it’s gonna rain soon?

Umm, Jan Duh Brewer

Well that wasn’t exactly what Jan Brewer said in the opening statement of the Arizona Governor Debate, but it might have worked better. Telling the audience that her name is Jan Brewer over and over again, would have given more info than the words Mrs. Brewer used.

After hearing her introduction, Jan Brewer pulled out her prepared statement, and forgot how to read. When introduced to give her opening statement, Brewer said;

“Thank you all for watching us tonight. I have ah…………done………so much, and I just can’t believe that we have change EVERYTHING since I became your governor some 600 days….. We have done everything that we could possibly do……………………………..(laughs)………………………………..We have done everything for Arizona.”

Let’s not forget that it was this same Jan Brewer who recently implemented changes to the education system in Arizona, by banning certain subjects from being taught in Arizona schools. Maybe this sad display in the Arizona Governor’s debate will show the average voter in Arizona that Jan Brewer belongs in the 5th grade, and not in the Governor’s Mansion.

Or maybe she should take a page from her fellow republican sister – Sarah Palin. Brewer should have used her God given palms to write down the important notes, like “Jan Brewer, Arizona and Cut Taxes.”

On the dumb scale, Jan Brewer is giving Sarah Palin a run for her money! Then again, there’s Michelle Bachmann, Rand Paul and our favorite nut, Sharron Angle. There’s so much to choose from on this dumb scale. Jan Brewer should feel right at home in this group.

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The Jan Brewer Train Wreck (littlegreenfootballs.com)
Jan Brewer Stars In Worst Debate Moment Ever (mediaite.com)
Arizona May Be Hot, But Governor Jan Brewer Freezes (alan.com)

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