Who in their right minds will write a document like this thing called the Constitution? They must have been high on that liberal drug called morality! How dare they talk about birthright citizens, thus, limiting our abilities to restrict citizenship to those born in this country? And the nerve of those fools called The Founding Fathers, for framing this document which talks about the rights of Religious groups, and giving those groups freedom to worship how their religion depicts they should, or where!
We are the GOP, the Grand Ole Party! We are the Republican Party that couldn’t give two flying craps about this thing called the Constitution.
Throughout its existence, this piece of paper with words written on it has put all these unnecessary limitations on how we think business should be conducted in this country. It has deemed it necessary to give people certain unalienable rights, while limiting our rights and wishes as government. Think about it, this so-called Constitution even starts out by saying,
“We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.”
To quote our esteemed Republican Whip from Virginia – Eric Cantor, we say “But come on…!”
This pesky document wants to create a “more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, defense and general Welfare” for people? Well we say NO! We don’t want a perfect Union, and we’re fighting these darn Democrats every day to make sure that doesn’t happen.
Who cares about establishing Justice and that dumb part about domestic Tranquility? Well NO to that too! We want the people of this country to live in fear – to be afraid, very afraid, for it is the only way we can truly lead. And don’t get us started on this general Welfare part. No to that too! We proudly stand by our Corporations. Now that is what this country should really be all about. The general Welfare of Corporations.
So yes, we the members of the GOP don’t like this document, and after repealing all the policies that President Obama has put in place, we will repeal the 14th Amendment and take away that part talking about giving citizenship to people born in this country. Then we will take away the 1st Amendment which now says;
“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.”
And as soon as this is repeal, we, the Republicans will finally be able to tell you where you can build your Mosque, Church or Synagogue. And while we’re at it, we will tell you which religion you’re allowed to have and what days you can worship. The possibilities are endless..!
So if you believe like we do, that America is not a nation of laws, that Corporations Rights are more important than human rights and that the “prosperity” part of the present constitution only applies to the rich, then vote for us – the GOP! We are your Corporation representing Republican Party.
And while we’re at it, let’s do something about that stupid Bill of Rights too. Have no fear; we have Senator Rand Paul on that. What? He’s not a senator yet? Well when he is one. When he is one, he’ll repeal that darn bill too!
We are the GOP – Generally Opposing People!
- Brian Magee: A “more perfect union” didn’t include God (secularnewsdaily.com)
- The GOP’s constitution problem (dailykos.com)
- Liberty and Religion (lewrockwell.com)