Michael Steele accuses Pres. Obama of Travelling Back in Time

I don’t know how he does it, but this president needs to write another book. This time, he needs to explain to Americans and the world for that matter – how he does it. We want to know. Inquiring minds want to know. How is it possible for President Obama to travel back in time?

RNC Chairman, Michael Steele

Maybe he folds his arms, blinks his eyes and does the head nod like Barbara Eden in “I Dream Of Jennie” and voila, he’s where ever he wants to be. Or maybe, maybe he has one of those plutonium-powered DeLorean “time machine” that Michael J. Fox drove in “Back To The Future.”

Or could President Obama be the T-800 series Terminator, who is able to travel back in time because he’s actually from the future. Nah, I don’t think he’s the Terminator because the President is a Democrat. That role was played by Republican Arnold Schwarzenegger, in a role that started back in 1984.

So how does President Obama do it?

The latest evidence of Obama’s miraculous feat was point out by RNC Chairman, Michael Steele. In a fundraiser held in Connecticut recently, Mr. Steele points out his very own fact that President Obama somehow teleported himself back to October 7th, 2001, and was able to convince then British Prime Minister, Tony Blair to join American forces and invade Afghanistan.

Mr. Steele also describe the events surrounding the firing of Stanley McChrystal as “comical.” He then stated that the war in Afghanistan is a “war of Obama’s choosing.” Steele also showed his support or lack of support for our troops by calling their efforts a “lost cause.” Referring to President Obama, Steele went on to say;

“If he’s such a student of history, has he not understood that, you know, that’s the one thing you don’t do, is engage in a land war in Afghanistan? Everyone who has tried, over 1,000 years of history, has failed.”

But what’s even more puzzling is not Obama’s teleportation back to 2001, what’s puzzling to all except Michael Steele and the Republican party, is how President Obama was able to take over a stranger’s body – who was later identified as George Bush – and ordered the troops into Afghanistan. Speaking through George Bush in 2001, President Obama said;

‘Full warning has been given. For those nations that stand with the terrorists, there will be a heavy price. We’re offering help and friendship to the Afghan people. It is their Taliban rulers, and the terrorists they harbour, who have much to fear.’

It’s important to the American people that we know how President Obama is doing this. And if he could go back in the past and change those events, could he tell us what the future holds? One thing about the future I want to know Mr. President is how much longer will the RNC Chairman, Mr. Steele hold that position.

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