Oh no she didn’t! Word and pictures on the street is that Sarah Palin went and got a Breast Augmentation. Well, you know what I mean, a Boobs job! But the question begs to be asked, and I’m sure the answer will remain the same… What exactly is a breast enlargement going to do for her mental problems? It’s a question that has been puzzling scientists since the beginning of the incision. Will bigger breast make Sarah smarter?
The results are not conclusive, but from this simple blogger’s limited mental capabilities, I will have to say no – bigger melons will not increase the electrochemical signals flowing through Sarah Palin’s brain.
And my reasoning for this statement is simple. There’s a major problem with the Neurons that make up Sarah’s brains.
You see, the average brain has about 100 billion neurons or cells that has the responsibility to carry or interpret messages called electrochemical signals. One of the problems Sarah faces is that she’s about 85 billion neurons short.
Now with the 15 billion neurons she’s working with, there’s an issue here too.
Neurons are made up of three basic parts.
- Cell Body – which is the main part and has all the necessary components of the cell, including DNA.
- Axon – which is responsible for carrying the electrochemical message along the length of the cell
- Dendrites or Nerve Ending – These branch like projections from the cell connects to other cells to transport or analyze the environment.
The problem with Sarah Palin is in her Axon, the part responsible for carrying the message along the length of the cell. This is done through Nerve impulse or action potential. There are no nerve impulse on the Axon of Palin’s Neurons. So because of that, the electrochemical message is not carried the way it should. The messages takes a little longer to be processed, if processed at all.
This lag in processing speed is compensated with other actions to divert your attention. You will see her winking. You will hear the constant reference to “also.” And in extremely slow Axon activities, the patient – in this case Sarah Palin – will say things that makes absolutely no sense. Statements like when she tried explaining why Alaska’s proximity to Russia gives her foreign policy experience. She said;
“As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where– where do they go? It’s Alaska. It’s just right over the border.”
Or when she was asked to name a Supreme Court decision she disagreed with other than Roe v. Wade, she said;
“Well, let’s see. There’s ― of course in the great history of America there have been rulings that there’s never going to be absolute consensus by every American, and there are those issues, again, like Roe v. Wade, where I believe are best held on a state level and addressed there. So, you know, going through the history of America, there would be others but ―”
So although she made a ‘busty’ move by upping the size of the ‘Juggs,’ we will see that it’s not the size of the ‘hooters’ that matters, it’s the speed of her Axon. That’s what she should have tried to increase.
- Hello, Sarah Palin’s Boobs! (bettyconfidential.com)
- Newsweek Takes Another Shot at Palin on Cover: ‘Saint Sarah’; Palin Responds, Answers Breast Implant Charge (newsbusters.org)
- Sarah Palin ‘boob job’ debate dominates US right – and left (go.theregister.com)
- Sarah Palin Had Breast Implants? Am I Suppose To Care? (lezgetreal.com)