We are patriots – despite the fact that we watch our fellow citizens die because of a lack of healthcare, at the alarming rate of 45,000 per year according to a Harvard Report. And when given the opportunity to do something about it, we protest, we march and invent “death panel” lies to keep those less fortunate from getting the help they need.
What makes us Patriotic?
1. Our Guns, 2. our Bibles and 3. the pocket-size copy of the constitution we walk around with at all times. These are the three necessities and we never leave home without them – gun in holster, Bible in hand and Constitution in back pocket.
We will shoot you on the way to Church where the constitution is discussed more than Jesus. That is why when then Senator Obama was campaigning for presidency and said, “we cling to religion and guns…” well, he left out the constitution and that offended us! How could he!
We are patriots because we want our president to fail!
If he fails, we know the country fails too, but that doesn’t matter to us. His failure is more important than the country we’re so patriotic about. And in addition, did we mention he’s a Democrat… and black?
We are patriots because we have small American flags. You can’t be a patriot without that!
We believe in Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin and Fox News. These are our voices. They share our feelings about the state of America. They are who we listen to for all news. They too are real patriots.
True patriots don’t believe in Global warming. Despite the records showing temperatures getting warmer every year, we believe that global warming is just another lefty propaganda machine created to make Al Gore more money. Who cares that he donates the proceeds to charity? And who cares that we’re probably wrong? If we’re wrong well hey, we must all die sometime, right?
We believe in Capitalism. Not just the mom and pop store type capitalism, but capitalism were mega Corporations make billion of dollars on the backs of middle class working Americans. Just thinking about that makes my heart happy. This is what America is about, the big gets bigger, the rich gets richer and the poor suffers and hopefully, die quickly from a lack of healthcare.
And yea, we hate the liberals. They are not patriots. They don’t know anything about what makes America America. Since the liberals took over, they’ve stopped torture. They’ve made the rest of the world like us again and their policies are helping less fortunate Americans get things like Health Insurance. They’re even going against Capitalism with their Financial Reform regulations. The nerve!
This is why we want our country back. We must get these liberals out of office and get the conservatives back in power. Yes, it is true that the last few republican president added significantly to the deficit, but at least they shared my views. They were true patriots.
We must get Obama out of office!