In an unprecedented turn of events, the entire island of Costa Rica just moved! The last time the island was seen was on Sunday, March 21st at about 11:15PM EST. It should be noted that the disappearance occurred right about the time the United States passed Health Care Reform.

Rush Limbaugh
According to an eye-witness who wish to remain anonymous,
“I don’t know what happened. It was right here, I turned to watch the news about America Health Care being passed and when I turned around, it was gone!”
Investigators are perplexed. You can tell by the way they’re scratching their heads. When asked by reporters about the status of the investigation, the lead investigator replied;
Ah, well yea… What we have here is a missing country. It seemed that the country just up and leave. Umm, according to my notes, it’s just not here.
There was talk circulating about possible reasons why the country decided to move. Some stated that the country always hated the idea of being neighbors with Nicaragua. Evidently being downwind from them was not a good thing. Others have stated Costa Rica just didn’t like being the chosen destination of one Rush Limbaugh.
This second reasoning seems to be more possible. Evidently, Rush Limbaugh stated a few days ago that he will move to the country if America passes Health Reform. However, when this idea was brought to investigators that the country left because of the possible arrival of Mr. Limbaugh, investigators laughed and said;
Oh come on… That’s just ridiculous. Why would any country move because of Mr Limbaugh? He’s harmless… He’s well-loved by all the Americans and Costa Rica will benefit from having him. He’s like Ghandi!
As far as Mr. Limbaugh goes, he was seen standing on the tarmac at the airport in Miami wearing shorts, sandals and a T-shirt. The brown suitcase in his hand had the following words stamped on its side;
Costa Rica, here I come.
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